Five of Swords & Two of Pentacles…

Well honey, something definitely stirred the pot today, and now you’re sitting there like Rose trying to solve a logic puzzle—confused, frazzled, and maybe ready to throw a cheesecake at someone. Feeling overwhelmed? Overstimulated? Or just plain over it?

Take a breath, darling… and ask yourself:
What would Dorothy do? She’d roll her eyes, drop a sarcastic comment sharper than her shoulder pads, and carry on with quiet dignity (and a side of existential dread).
What about Blanche? Oh, she’d toss on a satin robe, fluff her hair, and purr, “Honey, if life hands you lemons, just find a man who owns a citrus grove.” Then she'd strut right out the door—shopping bag in hand.

So…what will you do? Whatever it is, remember:
Life might throw you into the deep end, but you? You’re more Miami Beach than meltdown. So turn around, shake it off, and soak in that sunshine.

“Fasten your seat belts, slut puppies!” - Sophia (Estelle Getty)

Golden Girls Tarot Deck (I couldn’t resist the write up - it’s been that kind of day…)